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(no subject) [Sep. 10th, 2009|09:02 pm]
miranda
awesome. i'm apparently a racist because i don't like the president or his stupid fucking health care reform. so completely awesome.

sarcasm, people.
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(no subject) [Aug. 31st, 2009|10:25 pm]
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(no subject) [Aug. 5th, 2009|08:08 am]
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(no subject) [Jul. 24th, 2009|06:00 pm]
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I ♥ Buddy Cole

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(no subject) [Jul. 21st, 2009|08:09 am]
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(no subject) [Jul. 19th, 2009|01:15 pm]
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[Current Mood |blahblah]





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(no subject) [Jul. 12th, 2009|05:11 pm]
miranda
read this today. found it funny. "I don't know who Ed Hardy is but he must be the head designer for the International Club of douche bags..."
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(no subject) [Jul. 3rd, 2009|07:57 pm]
miranda
[Current Mood |sicksick]
[Current Music |phineas and ferb]

dallen has been gone ALL DAY. his Aunt B took him to amarillo, hoping to go to Wonderland. they don't open until 7pm on friday nights, apparently. oh well. she took him to Jump-N-Jive instead and then hiked 6 miles through Palo Duro Canyon. she said the first 4 were her idea, but he continued to run for another 2. LOL!

i, on the other hand, have done nothing today. i've whatever affliction darek had last week; in full swing. body aches, feel like i swallowed a porcupine, vertigo, high fever, and very tired. it doesn't feel like the flu, it's weird. i hope it goes away soon. i just feel awful that i had the perfect opportunity to tidy the house up a bit and i didn't a single thing other than pick up some dirty clothes. yay me. now, i'm off to eat dinner and watch some shows. and hopefully darek will want to watch some Dexter when he gets home.

well, dallen is home... i'm going to go eat my dinner and then bathe and put him the kiddo in bed. Aunt B wants him again tomorrow for an overnight. WOOHOO!
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netflix [Jul. 2nd, 2009|02:12 pm]
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we finally signed up for netflix. i'm enjoying it so far. especially the streamable stuff, because a friend reminded me that i can watch the Instant View movies on our t.v. via the xbox360.

i started watching the first season of Dead Like Me; and even though i know it was cancelled after the second season, i still fell in love with it instantly. i made it all the way through episode twelve of the first season only to realize that the last two episodes are on disc four which is mail-out only. so, it's next in my queue. i prescreened season two for the same situation. i'm glad i did, because disc one, two, and four are all mail-out only, as well. whatever. i like the show, i'll wait.

so, in the mean time... i decided to start season one of Dexter. got through two episodes last night before darek got home from work. he decided to sit down and watch it with me. he liked it! we watched three episodes together before going to bed. i asked him today if he wanted me to watch it without him. he said he didn't care, but i can tell that he is actually interested in it. i will wait for him and we can watch that together, i guess.

we got our first mail-out wednesday afternoon, but got around to watching it today. The Boy In The Striped Pajamas should come with a warning label, for real. That is *THE* saddest movie I have seen in maybe ever. and, of course, my husband had to laugh at me for crying which really makes me feel bad, like there's something wrong with me for crying.

so yes, that has been my netflix experience thus far. but now i have to find some new stuff to watch while i wait for DLM to come in the mail and in between watching Dexter with darek.
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(no subject) [Jun. 29th, 2009|06:45 pm]
miranda
[Current Mood |sicksick]
[Current Music |darek playing COD4 on xbox Live...]

i'm sick and extremely bithcy. darek's sick and extremely lazy. dallen's not sick and wants to go play outside, but neither one of us feel like getting out. no one can decide on dinner. and as much as drinking sounds like a bad idea for a sick lady... i'm seriously contemplating throwing one or two down the hatch tonight. what an awful day.
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(no subject) [Jun. 28th, 2009|05:24 pm]
miranda
why do discussions that are heavy with opinion always turn into fights of some sort? why can't people realize that opinions are just that? your arguing is not going to change my views. especially if it's done in a negative way. i believe that people have lost the concept of healthy debate that is done in an adult manner with facts and information to back up each sides "opinion". i guess people would rather bitch and moan.
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Writer's Block: RIP Michael Jackson [Jun. 26th, 2009|09:43 pm]
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In honor of the King of Pop: What is your favorite Michael Jackson song?


"the way you make me feel"... ♥ it!
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(no subject) [Jun. 5th, 2009|09:24 pm]
miranda
things have not been peachy lately.

my trip(s) to vegas went very smoothly. first trip was just a short trip for one medical appointment to check the lining of my uterus (which was right on target). second trip, i was a little nervous because M would be meeting me at the airport with her mother in-law. i had never met either of them and i'm always really nervous about meeting new people. they were two of the nicest women i have ever met. we spent the 18th talking and getting to know each other; sharing pictures and stories and such. on the 19th, we did the embryo transfer. the doc said that everything looked great and the transfer went very smoothly. i spent the next 24 hours being a couch potato in my hotel room. the evening of the 20th, i went to dinner at Margaritaville with M and S and then to the Flamingo to hit up the slot machines. i won $100 and called it a night. left for home on the 21st.

about 4 days after returning home, i started to do some home pregnancy tests and had no luck getting a positive. i went for beta blood work on the 27th, it came back negative. i went for more blood work on the 29th, it came back negative. the invitro was unsuccessful. although it was in no way my fault, i feel awful that i could not help M&T to become parents. and honestly, i feel a bit like a failure. i wanted this to work sooo badly for them; they've been through a lot. it's been really rough to deal with the past week. i stopped my medications on tuesday and as of today, am suffering from hormone withdrawl... severe headache (near worse than migraine) and nauseated beyond belief with spells of vomitting if i smell the wrong smell or think about certain foods. this all sucks so badly! most surrogates who go through failed transfers get to have another go at the process... either with the same IPs or they move on to find a new couple. well, this was my one shot. darek does not agree with going through the process again. it is a tedious process and i can completely understand where he's coming from, but it still sucks that i won't have the opportunity to try again.

so yeah, i guess it's kind of a good thing that my computer was broken for the past week or else i would have been a whiney baby. i've had time to work things out in my brain a little now.
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(no subject) [Jun. 5th, 2009|05:50 pm]
miranda
sooo... computer fixed. it was just the video card. fried. more update to come.
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(no subject) [May. 29th, 2009|11:39 am]
miranda
computer on the fritz. possibly a motherboard issue.
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(no subject) [May. 13th, 2009|10:40 am]
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[Current Mood |anxiousanxious]

heading out for Vegas Trip #1, be back on friday!
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(no subject) [May. 12th, 2009|06:32 pm]
miranda
every once in a while, you meet one of those "old folks" that you just get a long with really well. i met Adam when i worked security a couple years ago and he was by far one of the most interesting people i've ever spoke with. he was hilarious. a mexican gentleman with a million stories to tell about his family and life. i enjoyed every minute of being around him. he was always so nice to me and my family and made it a point to say hello if he saw me a mile away. i'll miss seeing him around.

r.i.p Adam Gomez
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(no subject) [May. 12th, 2009|03:47 pm]
miranda
[Current Mood |overstimulated]

leaving out for vegas tomorrow. excited and nervous, really. excited about getting another step out of the way, and hoping that everything they're going to be monitoring on thursday is on target. i have another delestrogen shot to do tonight, i'm just waiting on my coordinator to call or email my dosage. if everything at my thursday appointment goes well, i'll be stopping the Lupron and starting the PIO (progesterone in oil). i found a video of a surrogate on youtube giving herself the PIO... very educational. PIO is typically done daily and up to the 12th week of pregnancy (depending on doctor). fun stuff!

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(no subject) [May. 10th, 2009|09:51 am]
miranda
Happy Mother's Day
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(no subject) [May. 9th, 2009|01:06 pm]
miranda
[Current Mood |lazylazy]

i ended up giving myself my delestrogen shot last night because darek had to work late. that EMLA cream is effing fantastic. the only thing i felt was the sensation of my skin sinking in with the needle; no pain at all. i still don't like doing it myself, but atleast i know i can if i have to. super tired today, and it's dreary/cloudy out... i don't want to do anything at all.
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(no subject) [May. 8th, 2009|09:12 am]
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[Current Mood |exhaustedexhausted]

i set up a repair order with Kodak for my camera, but damnit, i can't find the box or reciept anywhere!!! i have to have some proof of purchase to be covered under warranty or else i will be paying for the repair or keeping a broken camera. this bites.

i really need to get off my ass and clean today. i leave for LV on the 13th-15th and then again on the 18th-21st, so, i'd atleast like to have the house in some kind of cleanliness state before i leave that way i don't have to do a ton more when i get back.

i didn't sleep well at all last night. went to bed around 11:00 but woke up when darek got home at 12ish. the meds i'm on give me night sweats and it was already humid in the house. i woke up quite a few times. then, dallen gets up at 6a... screaming that he's hungry. i put him back to bed and he slept til 8a. i ended up getting out of bed at 7:30, though. i could easily fall back asleep right now.
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2009|10:48 pm]
miranda
[Current Mood |frustratedfrustrated]

pardon me while i act like a big baby for a minute. my camera has gone phooey and i'm just a tad upset. okay, i lie... i've got raging hormones like a mother fucker, i actually cried. it turns on, but automatically shuts off. i can get it to stay on if it's in the "favorites" mode and i can even look at pictures from my memory card, but if it's in any picture/video taking mode... it shuts right off. i'm so upset. i'm going to vegas, twice, in the next month and we don't have the $ to blow on another camera for my trip and i have no clue how lodak's return/repair policy works (i'm waiting on an eamil). plus, i've got hollye's wedding next month and then a visit with my family. it's completely charged and some aspects of it obviously still work, so, why the hell won't it stay on!!! ugh, this sucks.
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2009|09:26 am]
miranda
[Current Mood |tiredtired]

things are getting so close. all the travel arrangements for las vegas have been made and i'm getting so excited... and a little nervous, too. i did my second delestrogen shot last night. it wasn't bad at all. darek will be a pro at this in no time! i have to do the PIO shots daily for quite a long time, so, i'm really glad he's getting some practice with the delestrogen. 13 days until transfer!!!

dallen has been AWFUL lately. he hits, kicks, screams, throws things and his attitude is absolutely SUCK! it's so draining. i try to put him in the corner for time out's, but he just screams the whole time or refuses to turn around like he's supposed to. hopefully, we're getting all this acting out out of the way. i just wish i knew why he was being like this.

our camping trip was fun, but cold and exhausting. it was supposed to rain the whole weekend. we got one night storm, but that was it. we came home sunday afternoon. we took dallen to MDO yesterday and headed to amarillo. we went to lunch at olive garden, did a bit of window shopping and went to the firing range. it was a pretty good day. not much else going on. these meds make me pretty tired and bitchy. i don't think i've been much fun to be around lately.
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(no subject) [May. 1st, 2009|12:23 pm]
miranda
[Current Mood |busy]
[Current Music |atmosphere - wild wild horses]

going camping. leaving later on, not sure when we'll be back. this will be dallen's first actual camping trip, so, we're not sure how well things will go. plus, it's calling for rain everywhere... but darek insists we still go.

i start my first delestrogen injection tonight, too. it's a bigger (22g) needle. good thing i have EMLA cream. darek will have fun stabbing me.
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(no subject) [Apr. 26th, 2009|10:54 am]
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[Current Mood |crappycrappy]

i've been up since 4a this time. darek woke me up and my body absolutely refused to go back to sleep. i have to clean house today... my dad will be in town tomorrow night. oh, and dallen is sick, too. freakin' awesome.
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(no subject) [Apr. 25th, 2009|06:19 am]
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[Current Mood |awake]

the lack of sleep is killing me. i even took a benedryl last night and it did nearly anything. dallen woke up at 4:30 this morning and i haven't been back to bed since. now i'm freaking hungry... grrreat. thanks lurpon. i've got another busy week ahead of me, so, i really need to concentrate on cleaning the house up a bit and resting for the weekend.
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(no subject) [Apr. 22nd, 2009|10:00 am]
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[Current Mood |calmcalm]
[Current Music |ice cube - it was a good day (thanks, julio)]

i'm starting to feel some side effects from the meds i'm on. mostly cold sweats at night and waking up at odd hours. it's not too bad though. and apparently, the big bruise i recieved from my first injection was caused by hitting a blood vessel. i'm glad to hear it wasn't something i did wrong. i'm supposed to be recieving yet another injectable med via FedEx today that they forgot to send with my original box. i don't mind these little Lupron (diabetic size) needles, but the ones i have for the PIO and the ones i'm getting in the mail today are MONSTERS!

dallen has been fairly lovey this morning, which always puts me in a great mood. it's nice. i've got a few chores and errands to do today, but i'm not gonna stress or rush myself... i have a feeling it's going to be a great day, 84 degrees and sunny. gonna open up the door and curtains and let it all in.

darek only has tonight left on graveyards and i'm so happy about it. this past week has been odd, not having him home at normal hours. he has thursday and friday off this week, but next week he will have the 1st-5th off... and i believe we may go camping. sounds pretty fun to me, i'd love to go fishing!
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(no subject) [Apr. 21st, 2009|11:54 am]
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[Current Mood |busy]

day #2 Lupron injection... no biggie. i'm worried though, because the site from yesterday has a major bruise. hopefully, i didn't do it wrong. and hopefully, it doesn't bruise every time; being as i'm on these shots daily for the next few weeks. also, my flights have been booked for May 14-15th to Vegas (ultrasound and blood work), and May 18-21st for Vegas (embryo transfer). i can't believe there's only like 28 days to go!!! i'm so excited!
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(no subject) [Apr. 20th, 2009|09:17 am]
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[Current Mood |busy]
[Current Music |disney channel]

started two of my surro medications today. the lupron injection and the dexamethasone pill. the shot really wasn't that bad, and i did it myself. they have to be done in the stomach, so, i just iced it for a second or two. piece of cake.

i've got my niece today. i'm thinking about taking her a d to mcd's for lunch so they can burn some energy on the playground there. that way, maybe darek (who's on graveyards currently) can get some sleep for even a little bit. then, when we get home... d will take a nap, and c will quietly watch a movie or something. i'm hoping that's how it goes, anyway.
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(no subject) [Apr. 16th, 2009|11:58 pm]
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[Current Mood |exhaustedexhausted]
[Current Music |the specials - little bitch]

i have been too tired to type lately.

will update soon, promise.
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(no subject) [Apr. 12th, 2009|03:54 pm]
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(no subject) [Apr. 10th, 2009|12:44 pm]
miranda
[Current Music |radio birdman - you're gonna miss me]

more movies...

Yes Man (A)
Tale of Despereax (C)
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(no subject) [Apr. 7th, 2009|10:49 am]
miranda
what we've watched over the past four days:

Voices (D)
Bolt (great family movie B+)
Bangkok Dangerous (A-)
In The Electric Mist (A+)
Bedtime Stories (A+)
Monsters Vs Aliens, theatre (B)




worth a try: "hard creamer" brand malt drinks.

a new, tasty, spin on the wine cooler. blends cream (yes, dairy) and flavors such as orange (orange cream) or strawberry (strawberry daquiri) for a very taste-bud approved beverage. i've tried both flavors and while equally tasty, i would have to recommend the strawberry daquiri more-so... the orange cream has a stronger after taste. they are very easy (fast, one after the other) to drink since they have such great flavor, so, i would definately have to enforce the "drink responsibly" rule on these.
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(no subject) [Apr. 1st, 2009|11:14 am]
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(no subject) [Mar. 31st, 2009|12:35 pm]
miranda
[Current Mood |crappycrappy]
[Current Music |machinehead - message in a bottle]

it's very selfish of me to say this, but i am a little disappointed with my friend base lately. it really seems that people are avoiding me, too busy to even say hi, or just don't give a damn. it's selfish of me because, of course, i could be taking the initiative to do the first call/text... but the fact of the matter is: i don't work, i don't go to school, i have no schedule and it's a known fact that i am *always* home. it's not hard to get a hold of me. i seriously have not seen a un-family familiar face since the last time jenn came to town (near two weeks ago, i think). am i that horrible of a person? geez.
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(no subject) [Mar. 28th, 2009|02:33 pm]
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This is very long, but I really think it should be read this despite it's length.




Dear Family & Friends,

There are many of you that are aware (or have heard it mentioned) that I’ve made the decision to become a gestational surrogate, and before I continue... I want to make sure everyone understands my reasons for and the process of becoming.

Gestational surrogacy is where the eggs of the IM (intended mother) or ED (egg donor, if the IM is not capable of producing her own) are fertilized with the sperm of the IF (intended father) and either automatically transferred via catheter into the surrogates uterus or frozen until the IP's (intended parents) are ready to pursue surrogacy. The baby carried is of no biological relation to the surrogate, she is simply the oven where the baby will grow until it's time to send him/her/them home with their over-the-moon happy family. There are many reasons people explore surrogacy. Many choose to want a biological child, too much red tape with adoption, and others who simply do not qualify for adoption.

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(no subject) [Mar. 24th, 2009|11:57 am]
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today in history; March 24th 2005... darek and miranda got married.

happy four year anniversary to us!

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(no subject) [Mar. 23rd, 2009|11:02 am]
miranda
darek started his five days off (mini-vacation) today. woohoo! we're going bowling today, even taking dallen with us. tomorrow is our wedding anniversary... we've made it four years! i believe my mother inlaw is taking dallen off our hands for the evening, so, we will probably do dinner and watch movies all night. anyone want to take the cats off our hands tonight? it'd be nice to have a full nights sleep w/o being attacked or pummelled everytime i move an appendage.

cheddar jalapeno cheetos are absolutely the best.
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(no subject) [Mar. 21st, 2009|01:27 pm]
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[Current Mood |chipperchipper]

Crayola Color Wonder
D loves to color (scribble), but has the worst habit of sneaking a crayon or two into his room and creating his own personal wall mural. i got him a CW coloring book/marker set and we tried it out yesterday. at first he was a little confused because it takes a second or two for the color to show up (the only downside to the product). second, he got a little aggitated when he purposely ran the marker off the paper and nothing showed up on the table, no color! but all in all, we had a great time finally being able to color for more than five minutes. i will definately be purchasing more of these products.

Kelloggs Cereal Straws 
D is a pretty messy eater and when it comes time to emptying that leftover milk from a bowl of cereal, my floor takes the brunt of the mess. yikes! we started buying these cereal straws over the past month as little snacks, and slowly he figured out that they were straws as well. these definately put an end to that bowl-tipping mess and hey, you get to eat it when you're done! he loved it.

picture: my master genius at workCollapse )
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(no subject) [Mar. 21st, 2009|10:05 am]
miranda
i'm drinking a monster java for absolutely no reason.

maybe it'll get my off my arse today.
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(no subject) [Mar. 20th, 2009|09:45 pm]
miranda
i'm just not feeling okay today. dallen was horrible, i've got an awful headache, and now i'm kinda stuck babysitting darek as he naps on the couch... gotta make sure he actually gets up and off to work. i got the kitchen super clean last night. i felt nasty after it was done, so, i decided that i'd take a shower before i started on anything else. bad idea. not a thing has been done since. i'm too freaking tired tonight to try to pull another late night. even after getting in bed last night, i didn't get to bed right away. lots of sirens, cats fighting, and after effects of energy drink. ick. less than an hour and i can go to bed.
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(no subject) [Mar. 20th, 2009|01:37 am]
miranda
[Current Mood |determined]
[Current Music |h20 - five year plan]

it's amazing what you can find when you actually clean like you're "supposed to". i got the internet bill last week and was shocked to see that the amount was for two months because i KNOW that i got a money order for that... and all the other bills were recieved. oh well. it's that time to pay bills again, so, i got another money order for not the complete total, but enough to hold us over tonight. well, wouldn't you know it! i was cleaning the table off and sorting shit out when i found a windstream envelope with a money order inside. SCORE! we just paid $100.00 for a $75.00 bill.

i'm on a late night cleaning rampage. it's gotten pretty damn bad around here. dallen won't keep his toys in his playroom, none of us put things where they belong, the cats have been digging in the trash, etc. i literally cried today because of the filth that is going on in my household. mostly my job, i know, but with dallen getting up at 530a and darek being on evenings (waiting til 1a for him to get home)... i spent all my house cleaning time (dallen's naptime) napping myself. well, no more excuses! dallen is back on a decent schedule of going to bed at 9p and waking around 7-8a. it's been pretty nice. sooooo, my kitchen is nearly spotless and i'm starting the living room next. i know i'm going to regret staying up so late in the morning, but i got a 5hr Energy (never tried it before) and a Monster Java just in case the other doesn't work so i can atleast be semi-alert when dallen gets up.

i've got a ton of things to do in the house... i don't intend to do everything tonight (no way in hell would i even try), but i guess my break is over.


-basic living room cleaning
-living room dusting
-living room vacuuming
-basic bathroom cleaning
-help dallen clean his toyroom
-vacuum toyroom
-basic bedroom cleaning
-vacuum bedroom
-wash/dry sheets/comforter
-sort a ton of laundry
-wash/dry a ton of laundry
-fold/put away a ton of laundry
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(no subject) [Mar. 17th, 2009|04:57 pm]
miranda
my blood results finally came in, and Melissa emailed me to let me know that the DQ test came back negative. awesome news! we're officially moving forward, and she let me know that her and her husband are hoping for a May cycle.


a joke for today...

A restaurant in the hometown where Octomom lives is serving up a new breakfast special.
You get Eight eggs, no sausage, and the person in the next booth pays for it.
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(no subject) [Mar. 16th, 2009|09:40 pm]
miranda
i have a feeling i'm in for a rude awakening later on. i didn't have any trouble getting dallen to bed beecause he was so tired from playing all day. but just before bed he got a hold of my soda. he even turned on the tv to cover his noises (smart freakin' kid). so, as we speak... there's about 6-8oz of mountain dew coursing through his system and i expect him to be wide awake with the next 3-5 hours. woo, yay.
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(no subject) [Mar. 16th, 2009|03:29 pm]
miranda
oh happy day! something about great weather just improves the general mood. not to say i won't be back to "normal" later on, but right now my outlook for the evening is wonderful. i had the best 1/2 hour nap i think i've ever had, dallens at GGpa's, we're having a bacon cheeseburger digiorno pizza for dinner, and new episodes of Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother. i was for sure that Cities of the Underworld came on tonight, as well, but i'm not finding it on tvguide.com, oh well.
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(no subject) [Mar. 13th, 2009|07:42 pm]
miranda
it's been snowing for a few hours now... enough to cover the ground fairly well and it's still coming down. i've watched several movies with dallen today, but i can't say that he's been very cuddley. he's been learning awful things at MDO apparently. things like "i slap you", "i'll pee on you", and my personal fave "i cut your hand off". yay, wonderful. we watched monsters inc, oliver & co, and wall-e. i gave up and so he's watching dvd episodes of phineas & ferb (i love that damn cartoon) until bed time. at that time, i really should do some dishes and clean the litterbox. sounds like fun, huh? i hate that there's nothing good on friday night tv. i really need a hobby.
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(no subject) [Mar. 12th, 2009|01:51 pm]
miranda
[Current Mood |okayokay]
[Current Music |silence]

i feel evil today. i sent dallen to MDO and i didn't even put a pull-up for naptime in his bag. lol! i'm just sick of them taking that one pull-up and using it for half the day while he's there... no wonder he's regressing with potty training! instead, i put a pair of vinyl covered training pants in his bag. hopefully he doesn't have an extra bad day and get everything in the bag wet and has to come home early. oh, and there's no MDO next week because of spring break. grrrrrrrreat.

i thought things were going to be great with the time change considering dallen didn't get up til 8a the next day. i was wrong. he's back to getting up between 5 and 630a and it's driving me crazy. i refuse to do it, though. i get him milk and tell him to not get out of bed until he sees the sun comes up. i wouldn't mind getting up at 7 every morning... atleast then his two favorite shows (Curious George and Sid the Science Kid, PBS) come on and i could sleep another hour on the couch, but nooooooooooo. it's very frustrating.

and while i'm griping about randomness. the damn mailman changed his route. we now get our mail between 4 and 5 instead of our normal noon time. hmph.

side note: i'm eating popcorn for lunch and this is possibly the best damn bowl of popcorn evah!
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(no subject) [Mar. 12th, 2009|09:34 am]
miranda
[Current Mood |holy shit]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224/

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.



HAHAHAHAHAHA! freaks.
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(no subject) [Mar. 11th, 2009|02:37 pm]
miranda
darek just left for work, and i'll admit it... i'm a little depressed. i tried to take a nap while dallen did, but i just didn't sleep good. i wish i could have slept longer. dallen's awake, darek's gone. it's just me now.

i've got an awesome new method of disciplining dallen for peeing/pooping his pants, though. i've noticed that he hates being naked lately, so, if he goes in his pants... i refuse to put clothes on him. he throws a massive fit and tries to sneak underwear or a pull-up on. i find it quite hilarious.

dallen has realized that he missed MDO yesterday and has been begging all day to go today. good thing it's tomorrow or i may have gone crazy. i'm sick to death hearing the names "colton" and "stratton"... those are the only other boys in his class of nearly twenty, so, he tends to talk about them a lot. i bet they are so much trouble together.
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(no subject) [Mar. 9th, 2009|03:11 pm]
miranda
we watched How to Lose Friends & Alienate People last night. we both thought it was great. i didn't know that kirsten dunst was in it, so, when i saw her name in the title credits... i was sure that she would kill it for me like she does with most other movies.

i got to sleep in today. it was wonderful. not only didn dallen stay in bed til 8a... i stayed in bed til nearly 10a. i guess putting out pays off because i got the kitchen cleaned, too. i don't know what dareks problem is now, though... he's being snarky with us. oh well.

oh... and fuck Zack & Mirie Make a Porno for being a Blockbuster Exclusive. i wondered why i hadn't seen it for rent here at Hastings, but i finally asked some lady last night. anyone think it's worth just buying?
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